Green smoothies

Perhaps the most rewarding discovering on my journey was the health benefits of the green poo smoothies. While Green Smoothies made with kale and spinach are commonplace with celebrities and other more garden variety bloggers, I am the first to investigate the nutritional wonder of green baby poo.
The immaturity of a newborn baby’s gut and lack of highly corrosive gastric acids means that breast-fed baby poo is a gentle and easily digested gourmet additive suitable for vegetarians and any ethically minded consumer (not suitable for vegans).
Simply puree green poo with breastmilk (or cows milk) for a refreshing and economical boost.

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